Have a Brilliant Day

6 Oct

I realize that sometimes people wake up on the wrong side of the bed. I want to make sure that that never happens to you people. I am not going to be posting for a while, so I’m here today to look out for your future.

Here are the steps to having a brilliant day.

Wake up. Realize that you have not been murdered in your sleep. Congratulations!

Look in the mirror. Recognize that you are a rare and fantastic unicorn of a person.

Wink at self. Self will appreciate it.

Wear your favorite outfit. If your favorite outfit is dirty, unavailable, or non-existent, then dress like a Time Lord.

Carry on with normal day-to-day activities, stopping frequently for dance breaks.

Behave yourself as if you are auditioning to be a Disney princess (thus dance breaks – and you may need to take singing breaks as well).

If someone around does something not Disney-princess-worthy, move on and make a Jim face to the imaginary cameras (unless you have real ones at your disposal).

Be gracious, and let your loved ones know you care about them by likening them to Jedis or Totoros.

Acquire glow-in-the-dark stars for your bedroom ceiling (Don’t tell me you’re too old for that. You’re not.) and stare at them as you fall asleep.


20 Responses to “Have a Brilliant Day”

  1. Mockingbird October 6, 2013 at 10:16 am #

    Day has been made because of you and Jim Halpert. You are a rare and beautiful unicorn.

    • Emory October 6, 2013 at 12:39 pm #

      Well, you are a giant eagle of awesome.

  2. thewanderingballoon October 6, 2013 at 11:28 am #

    Thanks to you, I will never have a bad day again!

    • Emory October 6, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

      I am very delighted, because I like you and you should have good days. So there.

  3. rawkstar48 October 6, 2013 at 2:41 pm #

    This just made my crappy day so much better. Thank you love

    • Emory October 6, 2013 at 5:37 pm #

      That makes me so happy! I hope it continues to get better and better, gorgeous!

  4. Wasp October 6, 2013 at 7:17 pm #

    Thank you for the winking gif. That’s all.

    • Emory October 7, 2013 at 9:02 am #

      You are ever so welcome.

    • Emily C. October 7, 2013 at 10:07 am #

      I just wanted to say that I thoroughly concur. πŸ™‚
      And also, thanks for the sweetness. Don’t forget to hug someone, too. πŸ˜‰

      • Emory October 7, 2013 at 12:46 pm #

        Yes yes hugging! Never don’t hug!

  5. chindividual October 6, 2013 at 11:04 pm #

    It’s Monday morning here and I just woke up. After reading this, Monday doesn’t sound so bad anymore. Rock on!

    • Emory October 7, 2013 at 9:02 am #

      All right! Any time a Monday doesn’t sound bad counts as a major victory!

      • Mockingbird October 7, 2013 at 1:00 pm #

        You are changing generations…

  6. Merrilee G Lewis October 7, 2013 at 8:58 am #

    I like these recommendations and will take them into consideration πŸ™‚

    • Emory October 7, 2013 at 9:02 am #

      Well, good times then!

  7. Kire October 7, 2013 at 6:37 pm #

    Oh my. Thank you for this post and for existing, dear girl. You are utterly fantastic!

  8. Kire October 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm #

    And your David Tennant gif… :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • Emory October 8, 2013 at 6:08 am #

      Heeheehee! Well, you are incredibly welcome. Thank you for existing as well! I just love it when you do that. In fact… Do you want to go… eat food? πŸ˜‰

      • Kire October 10, 2013 at 5:41 pm #

        *wink, wink*

  9. HBubbles October 9, 2013 at 10:06 am #

    Excellent post, as always. Brightened my day and gave me ammo for the weeks ahead. Here’s to a great day!

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