While a televised Let’s Play was being watched by over 114 million Americans today, the TV in my home was unmuted for a whole 37 seconds.
You already know what it is.
Of course – if you don’t, then hit the newest official teaser for Stranger Things Season 2 and when you get back, I’ll still be here, screaming into a pillow.
We open on a scene each of us have experienced first-hand, especially if, like most Americans, you are a literal member of the Brady Bunch.
“L’eggo my eggo!”
“You l’eggo my eggo!”
Static. Brady Bunch turns a little Last Chance Detective.
Turns a little Twilight Zone.
I’m out-of-my-mind stoked that we have solid proof that Eleven is going to be as important in this season as she was in the last, but! Is!! She!! Staying properly hydrated!! She bleeds a lot and I’m worried
You know what? ALL these kids need water bottles. Look at those nerds! They never get off their bikes unless they’re playing D&D campaigns or actively dying.
First new shot of Hopper. Sorry I couldn’t get you a image where it doesn’t look like a picture you took by accident with a disposable camera when you were nine, but what’s more authentic 1984 than bad lighting and mistakes?
This season is set in 1984, one year after the events of the first season that left us with unbearable amounts of questions, fan speculation, and people dressed as Eleven for Halloween.
(I’m not judging, I was wearing a wig and carrying a frozen waffle box just like you were.)
Anyway, if Dustin and the Pussycats can rock their cosplays with this much confidence and charisma, I’m pretty sure none of us have to think twice about ours ever again.
What’s Hopper dressed up for Halloween as, Indiana Jones? Lando? Or is he gonna shelve that one this year for the kids’ sakes?
freedom for america, freedom for france
The time stamps show that Eleven is being tested the night before Halloween. Hopefully she’s being asked about any other costume ideas she might have. If it is anything else, I’m going full mom and tearing this thing down.
I’m going fULL MOM AND TEARING THIS THING DOWN
Enjoy this shot of official Netflix admission that No, Will Has Not Suffered Enough™
If there’s something strange/in your neighborhood/who you gonna call?
!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot express how ready for this I am. If we work together, we can run this hype train for the better part of a year, right? The mouth-breathers at Netflix are making us wait a little over 8 months for this shining gem, but I’m comfortable considering this a birthday present. It’s almost eggo season again, kiddos. I’m ready.
Hey by the way, did the Compatriots or the Meg Falconers win the Puppybowl?