Last December, the first part of The Hobbit hit theaters, and minds everywhere exploded. Mainly due to the fact that they would have to wait a year for the next one. Well, friends? The wait is over.
Well, not over. In fact, the preview is finally out, so that might make the wait harder. But, hey, here’s to six more months! If you have not seen it yet, you can watch the official teaser for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug here. For everyone else, let’s talk about this trailer.
Paramount Pic – Wait, no, this is a shot from the film. Forget I said anything.
“Where does your journey end?”
“You seek that which would bestow upon you the right to rule.”
“The quest to restore a homeland and slay a dragon.”
You know that’s right. Is it just me, or does Thorin look a little less glamorous than the internet made him out to be last December? Six months of hiatus will do that to a character. Also, fighting Orcs and living in caves. Hair is probably the least of his worries. He and Loki should meet up and talk it out.
The barrel scene!
The treetop scene!
The barrel scene!
Tarzan-esque Elves scene?
(That’s beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.)
An Elf draws his bow. It’s really time for this Elf/Dwarf hostility to end. It’s getting us no –
“Do not think I won’t kill you, Dwarf.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Massive demon bear?
Chill out everyone, the Hobbit has a toothpick sword.
Arwen! You’re looking fabulously intense, as usual. **UPDATE: Nope. False alarm, it’s a brand-new Elf chick. This is not the Elf you’re looking for, move along.
“It is not our fight.”
“It is our fight.”
Well, that settles that. Good talk, guys.
Treat yourself to this shot of Bilbo sliding down a hill of gold coins, Scrooge McDuck style.
“What if it’s a trap?”
“It’s undoubtedly a trap.”
It gives me great joy to see Magneto and the Seventh Doctor talking things over.
What? This movie is a LOTR/X-Men/Sherlock/Doctor Who crossover, isn’t it?
That’s a quality word. They should put it in the title.
“Such is the nature of evil. In time, all foul things come forth.”
Oh, good, everyone’s least favorite subplot character!
Yes. All my yes. This scene, right here, this is going to be epic.
“If you awaken that beast,”
“You will destroy us all.”
… Will Turner? Who’s manning the Flying Dutchman?
“I wonder if this movie’s going to be shot in 3D?”
“Was that an earthquake?”
“That, my lad,”
Yeah, take your sweet time turning around, Balin. It’s not like any of us are in mortal danger.
“Was a dragon.”
Come on, Sherlock Smaug, John Bilbo has a lot more reason to be cross with you than you with him. He just wants to be your friend.“I don’t have ‘friends.'”