Off the heels of the last two skimpy DW teasers, the good people of the BBC have gifted us with an official full-length trailer for Doctor Who’s eighth season, and it features not only the explosions that you loved so much from the earlier teasers, but actual shots. From the show. In good lighting.
I think I should not be this excited but I’ve still been waiting for this moment for months. So let’s begin, shall we?
I love that opening. It’s deliciously vague. What’s this going to be a trailer for? Sherlock? Copper? A history program and/or short summary of the Revolutionary War? Who knows
You would think that somewhere along the last three regenerations, the Doctor might have thought, “Hey – I’m literally seconds from blowing up into a freaking volcano of regeneration energy. Maybe I should keep the TARDIS in park. Just until I’m not disoriented and/or screaming in agony.”
Boy needs a designated driver.
No, not you. (Who calls a time machine a cow?)
“Life returns.”
Coming from a species who routinely dies out every ten minutes, I’m inclined to believe it.
“I don’t think I know who the Doctor is anymore.”
Coming from the girl who has seen (and saved) every version of the Doctor? Coming from the girl who had a personal adventure with three different versions of this guy simultaneously? Don’t get me wrong, heavy grief over the loss of Eleven forced me to eat the better part of a jar of nutella, but if anyone can be graceful in the face of regeneration, it should be Clara.
“Life prevails.”
Then again, as I am experiencing physical pain watching Twelve not double over and put his full weight on the rails like Eleven used to, maybe I shouldn’t judge Clara for this one.
“I’m the Doctor.
(He repeated, as his self-confidence tapes told him to.)
And to think, just eight years ago, we gave Christopher Eccleston half a store mannequin arm, told him to strangle himself with it, and called it good.
“I’ve lived for over 2000 years.
(You know, since back when that mannequin arm move was movie magic)
“Yours is bigger than mine.”
“… Let’s not go there.”
Classic companion shot. But ah, lest we forget, we’re taking on another young grasshopper this season!
So what do we know about Danny so far?
… If my calculations are correct, that he’ll fit in just fine.
“It’s about time that I did something about that.”
I like your snappy little suit. But, hey, you’re talking about the bowtie, aren’t you? I resent that, sir.
“Into darkness.”
What was that Doctor? Did you say the TELEVISION CROSSOVER MANKIND HAS ONLY DREAMT OF
“Here we go again.”
Welcome back Madame Vastra and Strax! Never once, watching your first episodes so many years ago, did I think you would make trying to convince people to watch this show so much more complicated and weird. Thank you?
#ButFirstLetMeTakeASelfie
(Don’t worry, I kind of hate myself for making that reference)
All right, let’s get real for a moment. Life’s treating you hard, isn’t it? Sometimes you wonder if it’s all worth it? You’re looking for some ray of hope, some glimmer of joy in this dark world.
Well, BBC is here to say: you’re welcome.
Go on, squeal. You know you want to. And frankly, I feel kind of lonely sitting here squealing by myself.
And don’t worry, to keep those joyful expectations in check, the BBC has thrown a little bitterness and destruction in there. Just for you.
And… robot crusaders? I’m down.
“The British are coming!”
I’m not joking give me a Revolutionary War episode it would be so cool
I know it’s probably too much to hope for, judging by Clara’s very much not ancient Roman attire, but all I want is for her to be talking to a member of the Sibylline Sisterhood from “Fires of Pompeii” here. Obvious bonus points if it’s Karen Gillan.
And, if you look closely, you can see the Doctor Who producers collectively denying the rainbow-skittle-makeover the Daleks got early in season five. I don’t think anyone minds.
And of course, Sexy hasn’t changed. Still begrudgingly going along with the whims of a man who consistently brings home strays and drives her mid-regeneration. That’s love for you.
“Clara tell me: am I a good man?”
Tune in for Doctor Who this August to see the Doctor played by a moody teenager having an existential crisis!
“I… don’t know.”
And don’t miss Clara, played by his mom, who wonders where this new attitude is coming from.
And by the by, I would never diss Nine’s mannequin arm scene. That was classic.