One of the most interesting things about life is the paths it takes you on, and what doors it opens for you whether or not you asked for them.
For instance: you are reading my blog. Imagine that.
You may be one of my followers, or you may have been a stranger until this exact moment. You may even be one of those people who came here by complete accident and then began flailing around frantically, trying to get out. This post is dedicated to those people.
When you have a blog with WordPress, you can check your stats and see how many people made their way to your blog. There’s a section on the stats page where you can see what terms were typed into search engines to help people find you. And I can tell you right now, most of the searches that brought people here were not fruitful.
So I thought I’d address those odd searches here – if you are looking for serious information on any of the following search terms that I dragged off of my stats page, you should probably look somewhere else.
Now –
busty girl problems
Busty Girl Problems is a webcomic for ladies that is hilariously accurate; furthermore, it is a webcomic I very briefly referred to in a post five months ago and never mentioned again. But that search term is still bringing people here.
Every time I click on “stats” and find out someone searched for Busty Girl Problems and was interrupted by my frighteningly chaotic fangirling, I ache a little on the inside. I’m sorry, guys.
say it out loud a fangirl
This was searched twice. What am I missing out on? It sounds remarkably like song lyrics. If any aspiring song-writers out there have way too much time on their hands and have lost control of their lives anyway, I would love for you to write me this song. If you do, I will personally make you a strawberry lemonade. I might drink it, but I will dedicate it to you.
hobbit elves
I can see it now.
“Hobbit-Elves. Fifty percent Hobbit. Fifty percent Elf. All adventure.”
When this movie happens (someone make this happen), I want all of us to get together and watch the B-movie of the century. Yes? I’ll bring nutella.
Bilbo talking to smog
Oh, you mean “Smaug.” That’s an easy one to misspell. Don’t worry, you’re not judged here.
You may be made fun of, but not judged.
deadpool babysitting
Are you googling this because you signed up to babysit Deadpool and now you need help? Or are you looking to hire Deadpool to babysit your child? Either way, you should get off the internet and find professional help.
why is it taking so long to make httyd [HowToTrainYourDragon] 2?
YOU TELL ME.
sherlock firefly crossover
I don’t know if this search brought you any actual crossover fan art, fanfiction, or fanvid, but your dream is beautiful, and I hope it came true.
how does fandom feel about steven moffat
Well, anything said about fandom is going to be a generalization, but I’ll do my best: How do you feel when someone whom you care for holds your hand? And then takes a rusty razor to your hand and dunks it in lemon juice? And then offers you a new hand next season? And you have to wait three years for the next season Fandom feels a bit like that about Steven Moffat.
feel like i have been kicked in the shins when i have not
If this search term brought you to my blog instead of to the licensed physician you need to speak to, I apologize.
birthday party ideas teenagers fangirls sherlock who merlin
After you switch to decaf, I think you should definitely invite me to this party.
“fandom” “real life”
This one is my favorite, not for the terms, but because the Googler in question chose to place quotation marks around the terms. I believe the Googler must have heard these words spoken somewhere, but couldn’t understand the context; so, in a mist of confusion, said Googler sat down at his laptop and called to mind the strange new words he had heard that day.
“Fandom. Real life.” He sighed as he typed out the mysterious terms he had heard so much about. “Time to find out what you are.” He hit the search button.
And his life was never the same again.
Just {Blank} To Be Here 