The first trailer for Thor: The Dark World came out this week, so obviously, there have been copious amounts of fangirling going on all over the world. If you already know about this, you’ve probably already watched it. So all that remains is to analyze the trailer, correct?
Excuse me while I do just that. You can enlarge any picture by clicking on it.
First of all: stuff is floating. You all probably noticed that.
Why are all the vehicles floating? Is this just how the villain rolls?
BEHOLD THE TERRIFYING AUTOMOBILE-FLOTATION POWER OF MALEKITH, MORTALS.
But who’s this? Is this the prodigal love interest?
Why, yes sir. Welcome back, Jane Foster. I see that your ankles have not changed since your last cinematic appearance.
Cue the incessantly vague shots of Malekith.
So far all I truly know is that you have an affinity for dark rooms and levitation. I feel like we need to get to know each other a bit more before this movie comes out.
Oh, and mass destruction. I missed that bit. File that just above levitation.
Enter everyone’s favorite third wheel.
Welcome back Darcy Lewis! If you don’t tase or flirt with Malekith, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.
Yes, yes. It wouldn’t be fabulous without this sequence.
BOOM.
And that, gentlemen, is how you make an entrance.
He knows you’re impressed, Jane.
However, that look on Jane’s face, is not exactly a go-ahead face. I hope you’re not about to whisk her away to a rainbow bridge or some-
Come on, Thor.
Here’s to spending your summer in anticipation of November!
The look. We all know it. The Lady Sif does not approve of your shenanigans, Thor, and by shenanigans, I mean Padme Jane.
“KRSSHH”
It’s nice to be reminded that Midgard isn’t the only horrifyingly disturbed realm.
“If we do nothing, they will destroy us!”
Thor, you’re talking to the actual king of “do nothing,” the man who created a meme with his terrible parenting tactics.
At least one of his sons didn’t grow up to go insane. That’s all a parent can ask for these days.
Here he comes now. It’s gonna be legen-
Wait for iiiiiiiit
Dary! Legendary!
“Ask yourself -“
What? Is that Christopher Eccleston?
“What will you sacrifice for what you believe?”
Yes it is. It’s the Doctor. This is apparently what happens when you travel alone for too long.
You become Darth Vader.
The Ninth Doctor always seemed a little intense and dark to me, but this is getting a bit far.
Yes, far too far. Put Padme down, Doctor.
“You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.”
I can’t be the only one channeling Nick Fury right now. Say, it Thor, say it. Loki threw that one over the plate for you.
“The Doctor has made me very desperate. He might not be glad that he did.”“You should know that when you betray me, I will kill you.”
No? Just death threats? All right then, I’ll take what I get. Are we going to get to see Loki? Give us Loki! If they don’t let us see Loki in this trailer, I am going to be very, extremely
What have they DONE