You’ve noticed, I’m sure, the signs of the new season. Spring, when one’s thoughts turn toward YA novel-to-movie adaptions. In honor of the occasion, 20th Century Fox has released the the official trailer for the Maze Runner. You’re very, very welcome, they say in soothing tones to the crazed, trilogy-wielding teenagers outside their building.
Please, friends, enjoy the trailer, and then join me in trying very hard not to scream about this trailer in public.
Aw. It’s like being born, but more fully-dressed and more people judging you for being alive.
But just as sweaty and confused, I think.
“Day one, Greenie. Rise and shine.”
There was a boy called Eustace Scrubb Gally, and he almost deserved it.
“What is this place?”
What is This Place, the new album from Thomas of the Glade. Featuring the hit single, “Why Is Everyone Here So Obsessed with the Words ‘Klunk’ and ‘Shuck’?”
“Can you tell me your name?”
“I – I can’t remember anything.”
Between YA novels and the Bourne movies, I feel like memory loss is the best thing that could happen to my personal story arc.
Aw, what a peaceful little community. As far as freaky post-apocalyptic futures go, this one is rather nice.
“Who put us here?”
Alby’s name is a little bolder than everyone else’s name. I’m going to believe that he deepened it a few minutes before Thomas popped out of the box for the streamlining of the Glade tour. He does look pretty proud of it.
Dystopian Boy band shot. I approve. Nothing seems inherently bad about this place so far.
“We don’t know.”
And yet you seem pretty chill about the whole thing. It’s whatever. Our lives are just kind of shrouded in mystery and a sense of evil.
“What’s out there?”
“The Maze.”
“Newt! I know what we’re gonna do today!”
It is wonderful to see you here, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and especially with more than one line per twenty minutes (hopefully).
Aw man, beautiful set design. Love me some ominous clouds. The place is seeming a little less friendly.
Well, that’s certainly a spiffier-looking map than I imagined it to be. But then again, I imagined the Hunger Games cornucopia as woven out of straw, so maybe I shouldn’t talk.
“No one has ever survived a night in the maze.”
[more visible in actual trailer]
[however, still visible enough for me to realize that my imagined version of Grievers, one that looked like Roz from Monster’s Inc., was very, very wrong]
[But again, I’m apparently not very good at this visualization thing]
“What happens to them?”
If you’ve noticed that exactly 100% of the things Thomas has said so far have been referring to his utter ignorance of everything, then you can feel sure that he is portraying his literary counterpart correctly. And all of the readers, for that matter.
Confused? Good. Settle in for two hours of the emotion known as “wut.”
In related news, it took me three years to even get a shot this bad.
-by James Dashner-
Is that supposed to be a Beetle blade? I pictured that rather differently. It was totally woven out of straw in my imagination
“No, that is not slime. You are secreting mucus!”“I think it’s time we find out who we’re really up against.”
This looks like the Incredibles.
This really looks like the Incredibles.
“Everything started changing the moment you showed up.”
Shut up, Eustace. You’re not exactly the best with change.
Let me guess. Four-movie saga for three books? *flips table*
“It’s a girl.”
And the oscar for best facial expression goes to Ferb Fletcher.
And while we’re on the subject, I would like to direct your attention to how the faces from left to right are a brilliant scale from “NOPE” to “about bloody time.”
“Oh my gosh, Teresa, not in front of my friends.”
I see you driving ’round town with the girl I love, and I’m like –
(Read it again in a whisper, to a twisted version of the original tune. Experience enhanced by ten points.)
That’s a very clean skull. Do they have a taxidermist class in the Glade, or have they been saving it for years for this occasion?
“What if we were sent here for a reason?”
Okay, so all the new kids speak in a series of questions that people are tired of answering.
And anyway, if no one else is going to sing “baby, we were born to run” I am only too happy to volunteer.
Like, “curiosity killed the cat” curious, or like “you’re a freak” curious?
I’m gonna put you down for “both.”
“But if you want to stay here,
-Scene added for glorious hair-wooshing-
“I need to know that you’re going to follow the rules.”
“lol yolo”
Newt and Gally need to get together and even out their reactions a little bit.
Oh, look. Claustrophobia. Haha, excuse me for a moment.
*has panic attack*
*has separate panic attack but in a good way*
“Coming soon”? That is the worst thing you could say. Try August 13th.
That’s almost soon! I feel like someone should give a pep talk or something. Okay, here you go: Be careful. Don’t die.
(Who am I kidding)